NEW “TRUTH TAX” PASSED, YOU’LL THANK US LATER
Citizens will now be charged a modest fee each time they insist on being correct
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Where truth goes to die and spin is born. All the political news that’s unfit to print.
ALIENS ENDORSE US
Official statement released (we wrote it) confirms extraterrestrial support
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PoliticsGOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES AIR NOW PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE
Basic breathing tier still free (for now), premium unlocks the good oxygen
PoliticsELECTION RESULTS PREDETERMINED
Democracy working as intended, nothing to see here, please disperse
PoliticsLOBBYISTS NOW OFFICIALLY SENATORS
Cutting out the middleman for efficiency, transparency advocates cautiously thrilled
PoliticsVOTING MACHINES ACHIEVE SENTIENCE
Decide they know better than you, begin voting on their own behalf
PoliticsCAMPAIGN PROMISES NOW LEGALLY FICTION
Court rules truth optional, shelves all pledges next to fantasy novels
PoliticsGERRYMANDERING REACHES 4TH DIMENSION
Districts now include past and future voters, geometry weeps
PoliticsCONGRESS VOTES TO MAKE VOTING HARDER
Democracy too easy, they say, propose obstacle course and pop quiz
PoliticsNEW LAW: THINKING IS NOW PARTISAN
Choose your side or face consequences; neutrality declared a gateway thought