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WATER ACHIEVES CONSCIOUSNESS

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SCIENTISTS PROVE MOON LANDING WAS ACTUALLY ON MARS

Decades-old footage re-examined, found to be “two planets over”

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MONEY NOW GROWS ON TREES (BUT ONLY FOR BILLIONAIRES)

Newly discovered species of currency-bearing tree refuses to sprout in ordinary yards

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LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS GRAVITY OPTIONAL ON TUESDAYS

Scientists baffled, physicists unemployed as core law of universe takes a day off

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BREAKING: TIME TRAVEL INVENTED YESTERDAY TOMORROW

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