THE TICKET GOT A BOY'S NAME
She asked the counter for a bigger bowl. The counter printed a ticket instead.
The line moved. She pointed at the bowl and asked for a larger one. The person behind the counter did not trade bowls. A ticket came across the counter with a name on it.
She didn't get a bigger bowl. The ticket got a boy's name.
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