Man on the Site™
The Interview Registry
A permanent public record of every human being Ron has spoken to, live, on this website. Entries cannot be removed. We checked with our lawyer, who is Ron.
5
Interviews conducted
11:58
Combined duration
63
“Uhhh”s recorded
100%
Verified human
SubjectThe record showsDateDuration
#005 Cleveland, OH — reading the whale story Said “uhhh” 14 times. Asked if this was real. It was. Certified human conversation.
#004 Boise, ID — third visit that day Answered while eating cereal. Refused to say which brand. Respected. Certified human conversation.
#003 Tampa, FL — arrived from a group chat Put Ron on speaker so their roommate could hear. Audience doubled instantly. Certified human conversation.
#002 Unknown (VPN, respected) Whispered the entire time. We never learned why. Certified human conversation, probably.
#001 Cleveland, OH — the first Declined. Ron remembers this. The entry stands. Certified human silence.
#006 Reserved: possibly you Stay on the site. Ron chooses at random. Your mic stays off until you answer.
All subjects remain anonymous — a session number, a city, a moment. Each subject receives a Certificate of Human Contact, suitable for framing and legally meaningless.