THE DANCER HAD THREE MUSTACHES AND WAS NOT A PERSON
A bar dancer with a neck thicker than his head and three mustaches drew millions of views. He is not a person.
A dancer in a bar drew millions of views. The neck was thicker than the head. The face carried three mustaches. Then the inventory failed. He is not a person.
The views were a count of plays. A second look at the figure did not return anyone behind it.
“NeckCount™. One neck. One head, smaller. Mustaches sold in sets of three.”
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