WHY EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND IT’S YOUR FAULT
A thoughtful analysis by someone who’s never once been wrong about anything
OpinionOpinion
Where facts fear to tread and feelings reign supreme. All opinions are wrong except ours.
STUDY SHOWS 110% OF STATISTICS ARE MADE UP
Including this one, researchers confirm with a confidence interval of “trust us”
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OpinionHOT TAKE: COLD TAKES ARE ACTUALLY HOT
Mind = blown, logic = abandoned, thermostat = confused
OpinionIN MY DAY, OPINIONS WERE FACTS
Nostalgic rant goes viral, proves nothing, resolves less
OpinionWHY MILLENNIALS RUINED EVERYTHING
Including this article about them, which they also somehow ruined
OpinionCONTROVERSIAL: WATER IS WET
Twitter explodes, society collapses, hydration remains stubbornly the same
OpinionUNPOPULAR OPINION: POPULAR OPINIONS BAD
Irony dies quietly in the corner while everyone agrees loudly