STUDY SHOWS 110% OF STATISTICS ARE MADE UP
Including this one, researchers confirm with a confidence interval of “trust us”
WHY MILLENNIALS RUINED EVERYTHING
Including this article about them, which they also somehow ruined
It’s time someone said it: millennials have ruined everything. The economy, napkins, the concept of lunch, and now, tragically, this very article, which they have ruined simply by existing near it.
Experts, by which I mean my own escalating frustration, agree that every problem can be blamed on a generation that had the audacity to be born and then grow up under conditions no one warned them about.
In fairness, they didn’t ruin everything alone. But they did it with an app, which is worse.
