WHY EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND IT’S YOUR FAULT
A thoughtful analysis by someone who’s never once been wrong about anything
STUDY SHOWS 110% OF STATISTICS ARE MADE UP
Including this one, researchers confirm with a confidence interval of “trust us”
A groundbreaking study has determined that 110% of all statistics are completely fabricated, a figure researchers acknowledge is itself completely fabricated, and also somehow exceeds 100%.
“The methodology was airtight,” said the lead author, who did not conduct a study. “We surveyed a number of people, that number being zero, and extrapolated wildly. The margin of error is a shrug.”
Peer reviewers praised the study for its honesty, before admitting they had not read it.
