HOT TAKE: COLD TAKES ARE ACTUALLY HOT

Prepare yourself for the hottest take of the century: cold takes are, in fact, extremely hot. I know. Sit down. Drink some water. Let it wash over you.

For too long we’ve dismissed the obvious, the tepid, the deeply uncontroversial. But what if the boldest thing you could say is something everyone already agrees with, said very loudly?

This piece will not survive contact with logic, and I am at peace with that.