UNPOPULAR OPINION: POPULAR OPINIONS BAD

Unpopular opinion incoming, so brace yourself: popular opinions are bad, actually. Nothing held by many people could possibly be correct, a belief I hold firmly and expect many people to share.

The moment an idea becomes widely accepted, it loses all value, which is why I only trust opinions held by exactly one person: me, alone, in the dark, being right.

Irony was last seen slipping quietly out of the room, unnoticed, as the crowd nodded in unanimous agreement.