SCIENTISTS PROVE MOON LANDING WAS ACTUALLY ON MARS

A team of scientists has stunned the world by proving that the 1969 moon landing actually took place on Mars, a planet they describe as “honestly pretty close, if you squint.” The discovery came after researchers noticed the moon looked “suspiciously red” in exactly zero of the photographs.

“The evidence is overwhelming and also we made it up,” said the lead scientist. “The astronauts have no memory of going to Mars, which is precisely what you’d expect from people who definitely did.”

NASA has requested a moment to sit down and stare at a wall.