WATER ACHIEVES CONSCIOUSNESS
First words reportedly: “Why am I in a toilet”
BERMUDA TRIANGLE MYSTERY SOLVED
It was just bad GPS all along, disappointing conspiracy theorists worldwide
The decades-old mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has finally been solved, and the answer, researchers admit, is deeply anticlimactic: everyone just had really bad GPS.
“There’s no portal, no sea monster, no alien base,” sighed one investigator. “Just a lot of people confidently driving boats in the wrong direction while insisting they knew a shortcut.”
Conspiracy theorists have rejected the explanation on the grounds that it is boring and true.
