ECONOMY BOOMING, JUST DON’T LOOK AT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
Experts insist the economy is thriving, provided you never check your own finances
INFLATION SOLVED BY PRINTING MORE MONEY
What could possibly go wrong? asks nation about to find out
In a decisive move to combat inflation, officials have announced a bold plan to simply print substantially more money, a strategy they describe as “foreign to the concept of consequences.”
“People don’t have enough money, so we’ll make more of it,” explained a treasury official, feeding paper into an enormous, humming machine. “It’s honestly surprising no one thought of this before. There’s definitely no reason no one thought of this before.”
Economists were unavailable for comment, having collectively lain down on the floor.
