BITCOIN INVENTOR REVEALED AS TIME TRAVELER
Satoshi returns from 2087 to warn us about central bank digital tyranny
Buyer claims it’s “conceptual art” after realizing mistake
An NFT depicting absolutely nothing, a blank file titled “Untitled (Nothing),” has sold for a fortune, prompting the buyer to immediately reframe the purchase as a bold artistic statement.
“It’s a commentary on value itself,” said the buyer, sweating slightly. “The emptiness is the point. I definitely meant to buy nothing for that much money. This was intentional. Please stop looking at me.”
Art critics have praised the piece as “either genius or a very expensive typo.”