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NFT OF NOTHING SELLS FOR EVERYTHING

Buyer claims it’s “conceptual art” after realizing mistake

NFT OF NOTHING SELLS FOR EVERYTHING

An NFT depicting absolutely nothing, a blank file titled “Untitled (Nothing),” has sold for a fortune, prompting the buyer to immediately reframe the purchase as a bold artistic statement.

“It’s a commentary on value itself,” said the buyer, sweating slightly. “The emptiness is the point. I definitely meant to buy nothing for that much money. This was intentional. Please stop looking at me.”

Art critics have praised the piece as “either genius or a very expensive typo.”

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