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Drivers switch to ETH for fuel efficiency, immediately regret everything
Ethereum gas fees have officially surpassed the price of actual gasoline, prompting confused motorists to attempt filling their tanks with cryptocurrency, with predictably disappointing results.
“I tried to put twenty dollars of ETH in my car and it charged me eighty in fees and the car didn’t move,” said one driver. “Then the transaction failed. But the fees didn’t. That part went through fine.”
Experts recommend simply not going anywhere, which is also the recommended strategy for the rest of the market.