NEW MOVIE JUST 3 HOURS OF EXPLOSIONS

Hollywood’s latest blockbuster, consisting of three uninterrupted hours of explosions and nothing else, has been hailed by critics as “the best plot in years,” despite containing no discernible plot.

“The narrative depth is staggering,” wrote one reviewer, having watched a building explode 400 times. “The character development, of which there is none, spoke to me. I wept. I don’t know why.”

The film is already being called a frontrunner for awards season, mostly by the studio’s marketing department.