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RUST-OLEUM REFLECTIVE PLATE PAINT FAILS AS IR INVISIBILITY FOR ABOUT $56

DIY privacy sold as a reflective finish. Infrared cameras kept reading. The paperwork stayed on the map. The aesthetic of privacy did not.

Editorial press photo of a freshly painted reflective license plate under infrared camera light at a roadside checkpoint, cinematic news photograph style.
Editorial press photo of a freshly painted reflective license plate under infrared camera light at a roadside checkpoint, cinematic news photograph style.

A popular tip circulated that Rust-Oleum reflective plate paint could cloak license plates from infrared enforcement cameras—an off-the-shelf Cloak of Oleum for about fifty-six dollars. Tests and enforcement follow-ups said otherwise: plates remained readable, tickets remained possible, and the coat of paint remained mostly decorative. Privacy, in this case, had a finish and a receipt.

TrustUs.News reviewed the product claims and the counter-demos. Coming up on Evening Fabrication: why reflective sheen is not a legal strategy, and how the aesthetic of privacy still leaves you fully plotted on the map.

“CloakOfOleum™ Reflective Plate Finish — aesthetic of privacy, paperwork of still being on the map.”

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